OT: Woh hoh it's Friday, here's a cracker....

[rglenn@KEYSMCMAHON.COM]

The Australian way

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.
He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order,
Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get
to know each other quite well.

At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come
back to this place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to
him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is
travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and
after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks
if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night
before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights.

On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in
the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more
attention and may be she can then skank some more cash out of him again.

So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's
from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

"Glen Iris" he replies

"That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I - what Street?"

"Cameo Street" he replies

"This is unbelievable..." she says, "... what number?"

He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my parents
still
live there!"

 I know..." he says, "...your Father gave me $1,000 to give to
you"

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN!



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Ruairi Glenn
Systems Administrator
Keys McMahon

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