OT: Friday Humor

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Groaners - So bad they're good
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was
artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink
says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm
positive..."

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's
have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then
checks his teeth. Finally, he says
I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?, Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A f sh.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
"dam"
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you
drive"
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before

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