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OT Friday humour

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From: Aldo <aldo@FLORIPA.COM.BR>
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2003 18:21:45 -0300
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Let's say...

When a great singer died, he goes to Heaven and find himself in front to St.
Peter.

The saint asks:
"Whww, you are that great singer?"
He said "Yes"
And the saint:
"That singer who lived in a $ 20 million house in Beverly Hills, famous by
the parties in his $6 million, 80 feet yacht? That one with has married 8
marvellous women, not speaking of the dozen gilrfriends?"
He said "Yes, that's me"
And the saint said: "Well, you may enter, but you will find heaven is a
shit..."

Aldo

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