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OT Friday Humour
As it is a very slow Friday, and it will save Howard asking... (Sorry Howard
but you did get a good response last Friday)
Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive organ
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not
worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work
done.
5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital
to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only
thing it should be used for, but most folks today us it for fun most of the
time.
4. If you don't apply appropriate measures, It can spread viruses.
3. If you use it to much, youl'll find it becomes more and more difficult to
think coherently.
2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
and influence warrant.
1. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of
trouble.
Gareth Jones
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