OT F/H Administratium

[John <jmcm@BENDIGO.NET.AU>]

It's Friday, I thought some of you might appreciate this.


Administratium
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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery
of the heaviest element yet known to science.  This new element
has been tentatively named "Administratium".  Administratium has
I neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 11
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
called peons. Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with
which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take
over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than one
second. Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years.  It
does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which
a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and
assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Admisistratium's mass will actually increase over time
since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons
forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a
certain quantity concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as Critical Morass.  You will know it when you see
it.



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